-Fellow kitty lovers fear no more: we can now fashionably express ourselves. I’m never one for novelty but these kitty tank and kitty bag pieces are just too cute. I would suggest wearing them carefully (so you don’t look like a hipster,) and then indulging in some delicious Hello Kitty wine to get your true kitty fix. Check out a picture of me and my adorable 17-pound cat after the jump. Note: This is not an April fool’s day joke post. I really do like cats, a lot.
-In the spirit of St. Patricks Day, I give you Daphne Guinness. Any full-blooded FOB Irish gal like myself looks up to the heiress. She is a true-icon and with one of the most valuable collections of clothes (which will be on exhibit next year,) I give my cheers to her today. Just to prove Irish bitches (like me) aren’t just red-heads and cobblestones see some pictures of Daphne’s Vogue Italia spread after the break.
- This is my style. These utterly disturbing and slightly inappropriate illustrations by Laurie Lipton had me floored when i saw them a few weeks ago on the MOB blog. Girl has some boss-status pieces, I am excited to see what she comes up with next. There isn’t much to say about Liption’s work, except look at it. Then you’ll know.
-I’ve never really liked Bebe, and still don’t. Bebe is where you go when you want to look ‘up-in-da-club’, and that’s not really my thing. I do, however, love the Kardashians. And what happens when these two meet: nothing, really. Most of the looks are consistent with Bebe style. I did pick a few that I liked when I decided to peep the collection, and they are semi-dope. For the most part, its pretty bad, but they must be doing something right considering everything is sold out.
-Naked and Famous Skinny Girl Silk Denim (Size 24): These retail for about $130, but I’m selling them for less. These are brand new, but they don’t fit my small ass.
-Erin Wasson x RVCA Gin Soaked Boyfriend Jean (Size 24): Retail at 200$, but I’m selling for less. These are also new, I got them from Opening Ceremony, but don’t fit my toddler-sized waist. By the way, they aren’t as ugly as they look in this picture. I don’t know who was in charge of styling here…
Anyways, both these jeans are dope, and I wish I could wear them. But I can’t. So, if you’re interested contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org
-Will someone please write a movie and cast Bug Hall as the lead? He has been hidden under his alfalfa facade for too long. He probably banged Lindsey Lohan when they were shooting that badass disney channel movie Get a Clue, I think that’s enough reason for him to be big-time. And he’s hot now.